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luxury apartments for sale London, United Kingdom (page 23)

In the heart of Britain’s busy capital lies a host of sumptuous apartments and authentic townhouses, with that typically modest discretion and style that one expects from such a culture. Many a London apartment hides a cheeky swimming pool and enviable skyline, whilst putting you in prime position at the center of it all.

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Apartment with terrace London (United Kingdom)

United Kingdom Sotheby’s International Realty is thrilled to present this lateral first-floor apartment in Marylebone, set on one of London’s most coveted squares. Lying behind a beautiful stucco exterior, internally the apartment is defined by wooden floors, high ceilings and vast floor-to-ceiling sash windows. An external west-facing terrace is a beautiful and unusual addition.Completely renovated throughout with exceptional attention to detail, entry to the apartment is to a central hallway, which leads to the reception rooms, bathroom and bedrooms. In the open-plan living, kitchen and dining room two large floor-to-ceiling windows open to Juliet balconies and allow light to pour in. Beautifully intricate cornicing runs the perimeter of the room, while a grand marble fireplace grounds the space. Both bedrooms are ensuite. The large master bedroom is characterised by an unusual mezzanine adding plenty of space for a study and creating a wonderful architectural feature. In the second bedroom, bespoke cupboards add plenty of storage, and the bathroom has a large bath. A large family bathroom also leads off the hall. One of the bathrooms was voted ‘One of the World’s Best Bathrooms’ in the book The Perfect Bath by Barbara Sallick. The apartment also has access to the prominent and private Bryanston Square Gardens.Bryanston Square is a prestigious address, perfectly situated for world-class restaurants, cafes, and shopping in Marylebone and the West End, while the verdant expanse of Regent’s Park and Hyde Park being moments away. Transport links are excellent; Edgware Road, and Marble Arch underground stations are all exceptionally close, while Marylebone and Paddington train stations, along with easy access to the A40, are perfect for access to Heathrow. The apartment benefits from a long leasehold tenure.

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$4,994,100
2bedrooms
2bathrooms

By Annonceur International

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Apartment London (United Kingdom)

United Kingdom Sotheby’s International Realty is thrilled to present this remarkable three-bedroom apartment on Fitzhardinge Street, one of Marylebone's most prestigious streets. Meticulously designed by Studio Peregalli, the lateral apartment is wonderfully proportioned throughout and is spread across the first floor of two Georgian buildings, its high ceilings and its spacious layout giving it a palatial feel.A welcoming entrance hallway leads to all the rooms. To the right, an expansive 27ft reception room is punctuated by three large sash windows and crowned by an ornate plaster ceiling. Its exceptional size and beautiful decor mean it is the perfect space for entertainingThis room seamlessly flows the kitchen and formal dining area, which features a beautiful fireplace. The kitchen is at the back of the room and is equipped with top-of-the-line Gaggenau appliances. It boasts a modern design, with a marble island and worktop that cleverly blends with the rest of the apartment’s design.The master bedroom suite is generously proportioned, flooded with natural light from two magnificent sash windows. It includes a spacious walk-in dressing room and an en-suite lined with striking marble tiles, Jack-and-Jill hand basins, a large shower, and a WC. The two additional bedrooms have bespoke wardrobes and en-suites with impressive marble finishes and high-end fixtures.This prime location offers easy access to international airports and convenient connections to brilliant shopping on Marylebone High Street and a short walk from the West End and The City. Also nearby are Marble Arch, Hyde Park, Oxford Street and Baker Street.

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$13,844,500
253
3bedrooms
3bathrooms

By Annonceur International

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Apartment with terrace and pool London (United Kingdom)

This is an extremely rare opportunity to own two seamlessly combined apartments, each with their own deed, which have been transformed into one home which unfolds over 11,355 square feet.The triplex apartment spans the ground floor, first floor and lower ground levels and is connected via a grand staircase and two lifts.Apartment three, occupies the first floor and spans 6,376 sq ft. It features two reception or dining rooms, a study, three spacious bedroom suites, including a master suite with a private sitting room, as well as a lovely family kitchen, chefs' kitchen, and a charming courtyard. Meanwhile, the second apartment sprawls across the ground and lower ground floors, encompassing 4,979 sq ft. This space includes a study/dining/reception room, three generously sized bedroom suites, a further kitchen, a cinema, a games/reception room, and a terrace lined with a living wall. Adding to the allure, the property includes four underground parking spaces, a capacious basement storage room, and exclusive access to the Hans Place communal gardens.The building offers a suite of amenities, from a 24/7 concierge and chauffeur lounge to a commercial kitchen available for reservation. Communal spaces in the building encompass a meeting room, a cinema and a snooker table area, as well as bicycle storage, and access to a world-class gym on the lower floor.This meticulously crafted family home is in one of London's most prestigious locations. Hans Place is within walking distance of high-end shops, Michelin-starred restaurants, and world-class cultural institutions, including Harrods and Harvey Nichols.

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$58,791,500
1,050
6bedrooms
6bathrooms

By Annonceur International

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Apartment London (United Kingdom)

Step into a world of unparalleled opulence and comfort as you enter this stunning studio apartment in the heart of London's Nine Elms district. This residence is a masterpiece designed by the iconic fashion house, Versace, ensuring that every inch exudes style and sophistication.

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$3,250,600
157

By Annonceur International

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Apartment with terrace London (United Kingdom)

United Kingdom Sotheby's International is proud to present this thoughtfully designed contemporary apartment set on the fourth floor of a beautiful, newly developed red-brick building in Fitzrovia.At the heart of the apartment is an open-plan living, kitchen and dining room, which has a wall of windows, meaning the space is particularly light. The kitchen is the focal point of the living area, and is defined by a sociable layout; an island demarcates the kitchen and living spaces and has space for stools to be placed underneath.The master bedroom comes complete with an en suite shower; there is a second generous double bedroom, an additional bathroom, and a welcoming reception area. A lovely terrace is the perfect spot for taking in the views of neighbouring rooftops. The apartment also comes with a 24-hour concierge service.The apartment is in a wonderful location, steps from Tottenham Court Road and Oxford Street in the Hanway Street Conservation Area. Set in an exceptionally central location, in the heart of the city, London’s best shops and restaurants are on the doorstep, as are some of the capital’s most famous landmarks and members clubs.

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$3,160,800
124
2bedrooms
2bathrooms

By Annonceur International

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Apartment London (United Kingdom)

An excellent investment opportunity, comprising of three stylish two-bedroom apartments in Vista House, part of the desirable Dickens Yard development in Ealing Broadway. The apartments in total span just under 3,000 square ft in size and 91 square meters on average. Each apartment consists of a luxurious fully fitted kitchen, open-plan living room, two double bedrooms, two modern bathrooms and a balcony. Located in the heart of Ealing Broadway, this stylish development by Berkeley Homes provides residents with a concierge service and a range of luxurious on-site amenities. The centrepiece of Dickens Yard is its elegant private residents' spa, which features a professionally-equipped gymnasium, swimming pool, Jacuzzi, sauna and steam room, and personal treatment rooms. The development also hosts thirty retail, dining and leisure unity - providing an excellent selection of shops bars and cafes on your doorstep. These include W5 Bistro, Gail's Bakery and Gymbox, among others. Ealing Broadway station is moments away, providing Vista House residents with a range of rail links including the Central, District and National Rail lines - allowing commuters to access the city centre, Paddington and Heathrow with ease. These connections will soon be supplemented by the new Crossrail service, further reducing travel times for Vista House residents. The development is also ideally placed to access the outstanding collection of independent and high-street shops, cafes, bars and restaurants hosted by Ealing Broadway and its surroundings. Ealing is also one of London's greenest boroughs, and Vista House is moments away from Walpole Park, Haven Green and Pitshanger Park, all of which offer opportunities for walking, running and cycling, or simply relaxing

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$4,045,900
6bedrooms
6bathrooms

By Annonceur International

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Apartment London (United Kingdom)

A newly refurbished three bedroom apartment located in the heart of the Paddington Village and the Hyde Park Estate. Located on the fourth floor of a purpose build building and finished to an extremely high standard throughout. 
The property benefits from an open plan reception/dining room which leads through to the fully fitted kitchen. The main bedroom has en suite, with two further bedrooms and family bathroom.
Norfolk Place is a discrete road nestled in the heart of Paddington, only moments’ walk to the extensive transport links at Paddington Station for The Heathrow Express and Elizabeth Line as well as a short walk to The Central Line at Lancaster Gate Station.

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$1,232,700
2bedrooms
2bathrooms

By Annonceur International

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Apartment London (United Kingdom)

Chain free luxurious three-bedroom apartment in The Music Box, a stunning development nestled in the heart of Southwark which boasts an array of exceptional city views. The Music Box boasts a striking and playful building design by Trevor Morris, with the white brickwork following the music box musical arrangement of Cream's White Room. This artistic nod to music creates a unique and visually captivating exterior that sets this development apart. Elevated atop the London College of Contemporary Music, Music Box provides an exceptional chance for immersive artistic experiences and cultural discovery. Residing here grants you the privilege of being in close proximity to a lively community of emerging musicians, artists, and creative individuals. In addition, the college organises various events, workshops, and performances, creating a dynamic and inspiring atmosphere just steps away from your residence. In this development you'll find a fusion of contemporary design and musical inspiration. Within the apartment there is an abundance of natural light, oak timber flooring and modern finishes that create an ambiance of luxury. A luminous and open-plan reception room seamlessly integrates a well-appointed kitchen, offering ample countertop space and a chic dining bar. As you continue down the hallway, you'll discover three spacious double bedrooms, all thoughtfully equipped with storage. The primary bedroom grants access to a generously proportioned ensuite shower room. The Music Box whilst having a 24-concierge for convince and security is ideally situated for those who crave the vibrancy and culture of city life. You'll find a plethora of entertainment, dining, and shopping options right at your doorstep. With Southwark Underground station (Jubilee line) just minutes away on Union Street, you'll have easy access to the City, Canary Wharf, the West End, and the historic Borough Market.

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$1,264,300
3bedrooms
2bathrooms

By Annonceur International

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Apartment London (United Kingdom)

United Kingdom Sotheby’s International Realty is proud to present this duplex apartment in the heart of Mayfair Village. Set in the caught-after development of No.1 Grosvenor Square, the apartment unfolds over 4,981 sq. ft of wonderful living spaces. This impressive property boasts three spacious bedrooms, each with its ensuite bathroom, and an additional powder room for guests.Award-winning architectural practice Eric Parry Associates oversaw the preservation, redesign, and recreation of the historic façade of the building, which includes meticulously crafted design, vast internal proportions, and soaring 13ft ceilings on all floors.The interiors have been thoughtfully designed by the renowned Yabu Pushelberg. The kitchen, sourced from British Standard, is fully equipped with high-end appliances and offers a perfect setting for cooking and entertaining alike. The bathrooms all are defined by their marble finishes; cast-iron baths and rainfall showers also feature.In addition to the beautiful interiors, the development offers an unparalleled array of amenities, such as a 25-metre pool, a separate vitality pool, a spa, a gym, a cinema room, a garden library, a private garden and terrace, and a meeting room. It also has a games room, wine cellar, creche, valet parking, and secure storage facilities.Situated in London's most desirable neighbourhood, No.1 Grosvenor Square is within walking distance of prestigious hotels, luxury boutiques, and the sprawling Hyde Park. This location embodies Mayfair's timeless elegance, close to the finest streets, boutiques, Michelin-starred restaurants, and exclusive private members' clubs.

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$27,183,200
409
3bedrooms
3bathrooms

By Annonceur International

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Apartment London (United Kingdom)

An exquisitely presented residence awaits in the highly coveted neighborhood of Wandsworth. This remarkable apartment, situated on the second floor of the Aurora apartments, boasts superb living spaces. Drawing inspiration from an eclectic and refined design, it seamlessly combines relaxation with functionality and elegance. Nestled in the vibrant heart of Wandsworth, the Aurora apartments enjoy a prime location near mainline train stations, providing convenient access to Clapham Junction, Waterloo, and the City. Within a leisurely stroll, discover the charming cafes, enticing restaurants, and lively bars along Old York Road. Additionally, the revamped Southside Shopping Centre, complete with a cinema complex, is within reach, adding to the allure of this superbly positioned residence.

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$1,201,100
4bedrooms

By Annonceur International

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Apartment London (United Kingdom)

UK Sotheby's International Realty is proud to present an impressive four-bedroom lateral apartment located on the sixth floor, this four bedroom duplex apartment spreads over 2899 sqft of space.The apartment opens to a long hallway giving an instant feeling of grandeur and vastness. All rooms of this beautiful flat offer stunning views of the Royal Albert Hall.A double bedroom is to the left of the entrance along with a family bathroom to the outside of the bedroom. There is a further powder room for the use of guests. The spacious master bedroom with an ensuite and a further bedroom with an ensuite are off the hallway.This stunning apartment offers a grand double reception room and a separate large dining room with high ceilings. The kitchen is fully fitted and well proportioned.The upper floor offers a further double bedroom, bathroom and an ensuite.

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$8,787,100
268
4bedrooms
5bathrooms

By Annonceur International

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Apartment London (United Kingdom)

United Kingdom Sotheby’s International Realty are proud to present this two-bedroom apartment, which unfolds over the raised-ground and lower-ground floors of a beautiful white stucco building in St John’s Wood. Finished in a crisp palette of cool whites, the apartment is contemporary and chic. Entry is to the raised-ground floor where the open-plan kitchen, living and dining room lies. The room is dual aspect with sash windows at one end and doors that open to the garden at the other. The living area is at the front of the apartment and has a marble fireplace and bespoke bookshelves. In the kitchen, large format tiles run underfoot and cabinetry is sleek and white, maximising the excellent levels of natural light. A dining space lies at the back of the room, where floor-to-ceiling Critall doors open to the garden, blurring the boundary between inside and out. The bedrooms lie on the lower ground floor. The principal bedroom lies at the rear and has a large ensuite bathroom and a walk-in dressing room. This leads to a versatile space, currently used as a nursery, but could be configured to be a living area or study. The second bedroom is at the front of the plan and is a large double. A shower room also lies on this floor. The principal bedroom and the reception room both open to the garden; a small patio leads from the bedroom, while steps lead from the dining area to a pretty space laid with Astroturf. There is plenty of space here for eating alfresco. This enviable location in St John's Wood places residents close to iconic landmarks like Lords Cricket Ground and Little Venice's picturesque waterways and towpaths. With Regent's Park and Primrose Hill nearby, the apartment is also close to London's finest green spaces. The West End is a short drive and has world-class shopping and Michelin-starred dining.

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$2,528,700
111
2bedrooms
2bathrooms

By Annonceur International

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Apartment London (United Kingdom)

United Kingdom Sotheby's International Realty are proud to present this beautifully finished, three-bedroom lateral apartment in luxury gated residence moments from Holland Park. Taking five-star luxury living to new heights is this superbly modern apartment in the highly coveted Holland Park Villas, just off Campden Hill. Set within the landscaped grounds of its host development, the apartment is complemented by state-of-the-art amenities that include conference facilities, a luxury spa, a gym and an indoor swimming pool. Since the complex also comes with a 24-hour concierge, it is the perfect combination of hotel-quality service and the private comforts of home. The interior of the apartment is spacious and contemporary with a fully equipped kitchen and breakfast room that connects to the main reception and dining room and its double doors that open on to the private paved garden, which is ideal for relaxing or entertaining. There is a generously sized principal bedroom with its own en-suite bath and shower room, two double guest bedroom suites, a utility room and a guest cloakroom. The detail of the apartment’s finish speaks to its quality, with thoughtful features such as comfort cooling, underfloor heating and a Lutron lighting system. The apartment also has designated underground parking. Holland Park Villas is a relatively new luxury residential development, launched in 2018, and is only accessible via private driveway through secure entrance gates. This exclusivity and privacy will enhance the investment value of the apartment over the long-term. The complex is also excellently positioned and is only minutes from Kensington High Street and Notting Hill, as well as numerous transport links for accessing the rest of the city.

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$10,430,800
252
3bedrooms
4bathrooms

By Annonceur International

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Apartment London (United Kingdom)

United Kingdom Sotheby’s International Realty are pleased to present this newly refurbished, first floor apartment located in an enviable Knightsbridge location on Pont Street.Spanning over 1000 square feet, this property offers excellent living and entertaining space with grand ceiling heights in excess of 4 metres in the principal reception areas and bedrooms, as well as French doors that open onto a gorgeous balcony providing picturesque views of London.The property features a kitchen with fully fitted appliances, a large south facing reception room with three floor to ceiling windows that offer access onto the south facing balcony. There is a large double bedroom with fitted wardrobe space and en suite bathroom, a second bedroom, as well as a mezzanine study area.Do not miss your chance to own an outstanding apartment in an enviable location and contact us today to arrange a viewing.

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$3,476,900
93
2bedrooms
2bathrooms

By Annonceur International

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Apartment London (United Kingdom)

Located on the first floor of Avenue Lodge, the apartment boasts nearly 1,000 sq ft of living space, providing ample room for both relaxation and entertainment. The property is served by a lift, and there is off-street parking available on a first-come, first-serve basis, providing a convenient and secure way to park your vehicle.The apartment features two well-proportioned bedrooms, both of which benefit from ample natural light, and two modern bathrooms, one of which is en suite. The spacious reception room is perfect for hosting guests, while the separate kitchen dining room is ideal for preparing meals and enjoying them with loved ones.Avenue Lodge is ideally located near Swiss Cottage Underground Station on the Jubilee Line, providing quick and easy access to the rest of the city. Regent's Park, one of London's most stunning parks, is also just a short distance away.In summary, this property represents an exceptional opportunity for buyers looking to create their dream home in a highly desirable location, and it is sure to attract significant interest from investors and owner-occupiers alike.Tenure: Share of FreeholdService Charge: £10,788 per annum

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$1,517,200
2bedrooms
2bathrooms

By Annonceur International

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Apartment with terrace London (United Kingdom)

Westwood House - A spectacular two-bedroom and two-bathroom apartment within the desirable Chelsea Creek development, by The Berkley Group St George. This new phase of Chelsea Creek offers a selection of manhattan, one, two and three bedrooms apartments, all of which are finished to the highest of standards. This particular home offers nearly 1,000 sq ft of internal space, open-plan living, a mixture of period and contemporary finishes, and a large balcony overlooking the canal. Both bedrooms are equipped with fitted storage and floor to ceiling windows, again overlooking the canal. The apartment further benefits from underfloor heating and air conditioning. Chelsea Creek is home to the uniquely appointed Halcyon Club for residents of Westwood House and The Imperial. The club features a fitness centre, swimming pool, spa with sauna and steam-room, a private cinema and meeting room. Additionally the development offers a 24-hour concierge service, and lastly its crowning glory is a 31st floor sky lounge and terrace with enviable views towards the

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$1,947,100
2bedrooms
2bathrooms

By Annonceur International

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Apartment London (United Kingdom)

United Kingdom Sotheby’s International Realty are proud to present this beautiful two-bedroom apartment is in the heart of Mayfair in the sought-after No. 1 Grosvenor Square. The lateral apartment was thought out by world-renowned interior design firm Yabu Pushelberg, who have created a clever layout, beautifully decorated with rich material and colour palettes. The clever interior design has been coupled with the expertise of award-winning architectural practice Eric Parry Associates, who oversaw the preservation and recreation of the bones of the building, carefully dismantling the historic façade and the original stone bricks and re-assembling them with subtle alterations. Entry is to a vestibule, with a powder room and kitchen on the righthand side. In the kitchen, the cabinetry is a deep olive green, offset by a chic white marble effect worktop and splashback. Behind is the reception room, where pretty corning crowns the three-metre-high ceilings. Engineered timber floorboards run underfoot in the reception and the bedrooms, adding warmth. Both bedrooms are generous and ensuite; each has bespoke cabinetry and floor-to-ceiling windows. The apartment also has underfloor heating and a premium lighting control system. No. 1 Grosvenor Square provides round-the-clock security, concierge services, private elevators, and secure parking. It also features a private library, a lounge bar, a cinema, a health club, and an exceptional restaurant on the premises. The property is moments away from an array of upscale restaurants and boutiques, including the up-and-coming Chancery Rosewood Hotel. Located between Green and Hyde Park, it is a short stroll to members clubs Harry’s Bar, Annabel’s and 5 Hertford Street and a stone’s throw from Scott’s Restaurant. Bond Street and Hyde Park Corner Tube stations, along with Crossrail, give a wide array of transport options.

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$11,695,100
2bedrooms
2bathrooms

By Annonceur International

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Apartment London (United Kingdom)

United Kingdom Sotheby’s International Realty are proud to present this wonderful one-bedroom apartment is in the heart of Mayfair in the sought-after Number One Grosvenor Square. Cleverly thought out, the apartment has a generous layout complemented by a pared-back colour scheme, maximising the light that pours in through floor-to-ceiling windows. The beautiful interior has been coupled with the expertise of award-winning architectural practice Eric Parry Associates, who oversaw the preservation and recreation of the building, carefully dismantling the historic façade and the original stone bricks and re-assembling them with subtle alterations. A beautiful open-plan reception room features a kitchen with white and wood cabinetry, offset by a beautiful white marble effect worktop and splashback. This flows into the living area, where bespoke shelving has been added. Engineered timber floorboards run underfoot in the reception and the bedroom, adding warmth. The generous bedroom is ensuite and has bespoke cabinetry, adding an abundance of storage. The apartment also has underfloor heating and a premium lighting control system. No. 1 Grosvenor Square provides round-the-clock security, concierge services, private elevators, and secure parking. It also features a private library, a lounge bar, a cinema, a health club, and an exceptional restaurant on the premises. The property is moments away from an array of upscale restaurants and boutiques, including the up-and-coming Chancery Rosewood Hotel. Located between Green and Hyde Park, it is a short stroll to members clubs Harry’s Bar, Annabel’s and 5 Hertford Street and a stone’s throw from Scott’s Restaurant. Bond Street and Hyde Park Corner Tube stations, along with Crossrail, give a wide array of transport options.

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$7,333,100
1bedroom
1bathroom

By Annonceur International

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Apartment London (United Kingdom)

This stunningly unique six bedroom, duplex apartment is located in a prime Kensington location with gorgeous South facing city views. Beautiful features are found throughout the property which include a grand double heighted reception room, an expertly crafted staircase and balustrade, stone floors, a grand exposed brick fireplace, balconies and a roof terrace.The master bedroom comes with an ensuite, a walk-in closet, a private gym, a steam room and spa treatment room. The apartment also has a panelled study and a self contained studio for live-in staff. The property is finished to the highest specification with Creston and Lutron lighting and AV systems, heated floors and walls and exquisite stone flooring.Located within the exclusive gated development, Academy Gardens, which has a swimming pool, lush communal gardens, a gym and three underground parking spaces. The 24/7 concierge service is on hand to assist you and you are mere moments away from Kensington High Street, Notting Hill Gate and Holland Park.

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$22,758,000
558
6bedrooms
7bathrooms

By Annonceur International

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Apartment London (United Kingdom)

UK--Sothebys International Realty proudly present this stunning two-bedroom flat located on the second floor of the prestigious and highly coveted Clarges of Mayfair.--Located on Piccadilly overlooking Green Park and close to the Ritz and Bond Street,--the prominent location of Clarges presents a wonderful opportunity to own a home in the most fashionable district of London. The flat opens into a nice hallway with both the bedrooms leading off it. They both offer en-suite facilities and there is a further powder room--and storage area off the hallway. The living and dining room is spacious and bright and leads to a fully fitted kitchen with ample storage. Clarges Mayfair is a boutique development that offers 34 apartments arranged over 10 floors, ranging in size from one to five bedrooms.----The gated building with a secure drop-off offers a private wellness spa including a 25m swimming pool and fully equipped gymnasium, sauna, steam and treatment rooms. There is also a private cinema room and two meeting rooms for the use of residents. The car lift gives access to a well-designed and smart car park. There is also a 24-hour concierge and doorman at Clarges. The Green Park Station is a 5-minute walk away, providing excellent connectivity to Heathrow Airport and other areas of Central London.

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$10,367,500
2bedrooms
2bathrooms

By Annonceur International

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