luxury houses for sale Brighton, Australia (page 2)

Thoughtfully renovated to create the most perfect family home this captivating 5 bedroom + study, 3 bathroom Art Deco classic sits in an exquisite landscape of lush greenery, mature trees and poolside entertainment. Dazzling with leadlight and subdued Deco features, the ground floor of this beautiful home enjoys 2 bedroom suites (the main with huge dressing room & sparkling semi ensuite), a north facing sitting room with open fireplace, a light filled fitted study with 2 workstations and inbuilt library. The stunning open plan entertaining area is home to a relaxed slate floored family and dining area, a sun filled ‘chill’ area with a gorgeous window seat. The kitchen is glistening in white and features a Smeg 900mm stove, Ilve microwave, Vintec wine fridge and a Fisher & Paykel dishwasher, and there’s a family size laundry with fabulous storage. Walls of stacker sliding doors open to the ModWood alfresco deck that takes in the picturesque rear garden with its staged barbecue area, solar heated pool and a charming entertainment room beyond a mod-grass courtyard. The children will love the retreat area upstairs where there are 3 more spacious bedrooms with robes and a radiant bathroom. The hidden studio is sure to delight. A stunning infusion of 1930s charm and contemporary warmth, this quality abode features hardwood floorboards, high ceilings, plantation shutters, ducted heating, evaporative cooling, split system air conditioning, a water tank, an irrigation system, an outdoor shed and a carport. Perfectly positioned near many top schools, Dendy Village shops just around the corner, and only minutes to the boutique chic of Church Street, Middle Brighton station and bus services. Positioned to enjoy Dendy Street Beach or Dendy Park at either end of the road. Just gorgeous!

Situated on one of the area’s most distinguished tree-lined streets on approximately 615 sqm, mere moments from the vibrant offerings of Hampton Street and Sandringham Village, this architecturally designed five-bedroom, three-bathroom residence embraces an exceptional standard of luxury living by the bay.Extraordinary scale is evident from the moment you arrive, from the bold exterior to the light-filled interior, defined by stained cedar sliding doors and feature walls, aged Blackbutt flooring, high ceilings and extensive glazing that connects to the private outdoor spaces and poolside domain at every turn. Multiple living areas form a layout perfectly attuned to the modern-day family, with a large study, guest bedroom, a separate marble vanity bathroom and a refined sitting room overlooking a beautiful central garden anchored by a picturesque Chinese Elm Tree. An entertainer’s kitchen, featuring high end appliances, marble and stainless-steel finishes, and a walk-in pantry, creating a seamless connection between the dining area and alfresco entertaining through floor-to-ceiling glass. The expansive family room, highlights a magnificent stone - framed fireplace, opens to a mod-wood deck with an integrated BBQ, while a striking 7x3m self-cleaning heated pool and outdoor shower form a resort-style oasis within lush, established gardens.On the upper level, a serene retreat with a private balcony is the focal point for three well-appointed bedrooms, each enhanced by built-in desks, cabinetry, and BIRs. A centrally positioned bathroom, complete with a separate WC, offers convenience, whilst the tranquil, north-facing main suite embodies elegance with a generous WIR, exclusive treetop balcony and lavish marble ensuite with a bath. A short walk to the beachfront and surrounded by prestigious schools, playgrounds, golf courses and Hampton Train Station, the comprehensive features include keyless entry, central heating and RC/air-conditioning, ducted vacuum, automated blinds, double-glazed tinted windows, underground four-car basement plus workshop/gym.

Rich in original art-deco character, with a spacious, adaptable contemporary layout, this five-bedroom Brighton East family home offers exceptional family living space and is positioned on a 659sqm* north-south level block in a tranquil, Brighton East beachside avenue that is central to all the area’s celebrated amenities.Original features include a marble-tiled entry, ornate soaring ceilings, and classic fireplaces, which has been updated over the years to incorporate new floor-to-ceiling tiled bathrooms, hydronic heating throughout, and double-glazed aluminium windows.The traditional front section of the home contains the formal lounge and dining room that flow to the rear open plan living/meals area with bi-folding doors that open to the sandstone-paved alfresco zone and salt- chlorinated swimming pool. The central kitchen has granite stone benchtops and is equipped with Neff cooking appliances and a Bosch dishwasher, while the adjoining well-appointed laundry offers ample storage space. The north-facing main bedroom, at the front of the home, has built-in robes and an ensuite with a spa bath and walk-in shower. There are a further two bedrooms with built-in robes on the ground-floor, along with a family bathroom, whilst the upper level has a large living/rumpus room, another two fitted bedrooms, and a third bathroom with twin vanity and walk-in shower. Additional features include a pool house gym/studio, vegetable gardens, video intercom entry, split system air conditioning, automated gates, a single carport plus secure off-street parking with EV charging.With potential for further renovations or redevelopment (STCA) this property is superbly located in one of Brighton East’s best locations, with easy access to Hampton Street’s Dendy Village shops and cafes, and Church Street, Bay Street, Dendy Park, Brighton Golf Club and Brighton’s choice of prestigious schools. *approximate land size

【Property Status】 Brand new mansion 【Listing Description】 Just 4 km from the beach, indoor 57SQ occupies an area of 650 square meters. 5 bedroom 5 bathroom modern style mansion Luxury Configuration: Solid wood pivot door, fishbone pattern wooden floor, double-sided marble gas fireplace, hidden electric curtains, home audio, open staircase with glass staircase, exquisite skylight design throughout the house, double glazed windows. Australian boutique kitchen brand Kleenmaid electronics, gas double cooktop, built-in oven, dishwasher, range hood and wine storage refrigerator, Bosch built-in double door refrigerator, all-natural marble countertop, built-in cabinetry. Bathroom tiles are laid to the top, built-in toilet, with high-end hardware, all-natural marble countertop, custom floating vanity with frameless vanity mirror, freestanding bathtub. The whole house is equipped with Rinnai central hot water system, Daikin zoned central air conditioning, electronic central control screen, AstroVac central vacuum system, 3 CCTV surveillance cameras with whole house security anti-theft system, outdoor gas BBQ grill, low-maintenance backyard, children's outdoor entertainment area and covered outdoor gathering and entertainment area. 5 mins drive to Hampton Primary School (98 mins) 3 minutes drive to Brighton Middle School and the prestigious Haileybury College (Brighton campus) Walk 260 m to bus stops 811, 812 4 minutes drive to Moorabbin train station with direct access to Melbourne city centre Walk 550 meters to 7-Eleven convenience store 4 minutes drive to Hampton Shopping Street 5 minutes drive to Brighton Supermarket and The Good Guys 8 minutes drive to Westfield Southland Shopping Centre Walk 450 meters to Dendy Park 3 minutes drive to Brighton Golf Course 7 minutes drive to the famous Brighton Bathing Boxes and Brighton Beach 5 minutes drive to Holmesglen Private Hospital Take easy access to the Nepean Highway and take a 30-minute drive to Melbourne city centre Massive listings, the lowest price, please contact!! Phone: 0422712614 WeChat: uskrystal

Custom-designed and luxuriously appointed, this breathtaking neo-classical-inspired four-bedroom plus study Brighton East family home will captivate with its lavish proportions, curated fit-out, and elegant architectural features, further complemented by gloriously lush gardens, a north-facing travertine courtyard, and a fully tiled heated mineral pool.Privately and securely set behind automated gates, the double-storey rendered façade is rich in architectural elegance with features including a columned travertine portico and arched windows and doors illuminated by French Quarter copper lanterns imported from New Orleans. Freshly painted throughout, a marble entry hall introduces the home’s stunning dimensions and open layout featuring a sweeping iron-balustraded staircase and an elegant living room, floored with chevron European oak and with French door connection to the north-facing columned travertine courtyard. Designed for effortless entertaining, the central culinary zone includes a butler’s kitchen with a secondary gas cooktop, and dishwasher, which supports the gleaming main kitchen with a stone island, and Siemens appliances including a gas cooktop, convection ovens (one fan-forced and one combination steam oven) and dishwasher. A Ligne Roset designer pendant defines the light-filled formal dining area, with glass door access to both the courtyard and alfresco entertaining terrace with built-in barbecue and sink, while an expansive sunken living room, with European oak flooring and a gas log fire heater looks out to the fully tiled Magna Pool with auto cleaning and solar heating set in travertine and lush garden surrounds. Newly carpeted with plush pure wool, the upper-level rooms include a lavish master bedroom suite with balcony access, a walk-in robe/dressing room and travertine tiled ensuite bathroom. There is an upper-level living area/retreat, and three additional bedrooms all with walk-in robes, with one having a shower ensuite, while the main bathroom services the other two. Further features include zoned gas ducted heating and refrigerated air conditioning, a security alarm system, ducted vacuum and plenty of storage including a walk-in linen cupboard. Perfectly located in an enviable beachside neighbourhood, it is in easy walking distance to Haileybury College, St Leonard's College and Brighton Secondary College, Hampton Primary School plus local cafes, village shops and the playing fields and amenities of Dendy Park.

On a tranquil tree-lined street flanking RJ Stilltoe Reserve, this striking, architecturally designed contemporary home, the result of an inspired collaboration between Aston Developments, Kirsten Grant Architects and Linton LaFontaine Landscapes, offers a series of expansive spaces in a north-facing, landscaped garden setting. Leafy outlooks, lofty ceilings and floor-to-ceiling glass combine to create restful light-filled interiors. Wide oak floors flow through the formal living room and fitted office through to the open plan family room, establishing plenty of space for a range of lifestyles. A suite of Miele appliances takes pride of place in the elegant kitchen with central island and stone surfaces. Upstairs, the main bedroom suite comes with a luxury ensuite bathroom and a dressing zone with banquette, separated from the remaining two robed bedrooms by a central study. A lock-up garage, powder room, deluxe main bathroom and dedicated laundry complete the floorplan, together with a solar heated hot water, security system, intercom, lock up garage and parking confirming the practicalities. Entertain in style, making use of the outdoor kitchen with barbecue and bespoke cabinetry, paved terrace and firepit seating area. Take an easy stroll to Cornerstone & Co, enjoy perfect proximity to the Reserve and a selection of other parks and gardens nearby, with zoning to Hampton Primary School, and Hampton’s pristine sandy beach only minutes away.

On a sunny treelined street, the sounds of nature surround this captivating Hamptons-style family home. Enjoy an impeccable indoor-outdoor lifestyle in an easily maintained, contemporary, tranquil setting. Stylish interior design, inspiring finishes and immaculate presentation define a versatile floorplan that offers plenty of bespoke cabinetry and ample space for a range of ages and stages. Experience resort style living and relax by the elegant pool and spa. A wide entrance hallway makes way for serenely hued interiors that highlight generous dimensions. The kitchen is beautifully appointed with a central island, high-end integrated appliances, French door fridge, and a butlers’ pantry complete with Zip Hydrotap. The spacious open plan living/dining flows onto an undercover deck with bifold windows from the kitchen creating an outdoor servery. The poolside ambience including fountains, and leafy alfresco establish a wonderful setting for year-round entertaining. A formal living or multipurpose room could be used as a fifth bedroom, cinema room, or private retreat as needed, while a separate study provides a practical workspace. Upstairs, a bright retreat full of natural light leads to the lavish main ensuite bedroom which includes a custom fitted dressing room and a luxe bathroom with freestanding bathtub, plus three additional robed bedrooms and the main bathroom.Additional features include a large laundry, outdoor kitchen complete with built in barbecue, sink and fridge, and an oversized two car garage fitted with cabinetry offering internal and external access. The pool and spa are self-cleaning - solar and gas heated, while double-glazing, dual-zoned ducted heating and refrigerated cooling, remote controlled alarm and security camera system, video intercom, Bose/Sonos sound system, solar panels and automatic irrigation for the picturesque gardens complete the proposition.The perfect location is within Hampton Primary School zoning and close to a selection of premier schools including Haileybury and St Leonards College. Hampton Street’s excellent choice of shops, cafes and restaurants are within easy strolling distance, Church Street Brighton a five-minute drive away. Good transport options via Hampton or Moorabbin station and easy access to major arterials.

Classic Hamptons-style architecture defines this superb contemporary home, offering a series of easily maintained light-filled spaces within minutes of the beach. High end appointments, neutral tones and thoughtfully considered aesthetics are enhanced by high ceilings and large windows that create a sense of space. Open the bi-fold doors to the picturesque timber deck, pergola, vertical garden and lawn and create a brilliant indoor-outdoor connection, perfect for easy entertaining and relaxed day-to-day enjoyment enjoying the refreshing sea breezes. Experience a pristinely finished kitchen complete with a marble island, Miele integrated appliances, a Westinghouse oven and induction stove top, soft-close cabinetry, Zip tap and a walk-in pantry. A luxurious ground floor main bedroom features an ensuite bathroom, extensive built-in robes and opens to a private east-facing terrace. Gorgeous leafy outlooks set the tone for every room, including a bright first floor retreat that serves three bright additional bedrooms, all with built-in robes. Additional features include a second deluxe bathroom with a separate shower and bath, powder room, dual zoned ducted heating and cooling, integrated audio system and double glazing, plus excellent storage, a dedicated laundry that opens to the outdoor service area, water tank, security system and a carport. Zoned to Sandringham Primary School, an easy walk through the reserve will take you there and on to the train station and Sandringham village.

Perfectly positioned for Bayside family living, this charming three-bedroom period home, located on the coveted park side of the street, presents a rare opportunity on a generous 675sqm block with a desirable rear north-west facing aspect. Just steps from the lush, open spaces of Dendy Park, this property offers exceptional value to enter Bayside living.Set back behind high fencing and established greenery, the home welcomes you with a spacious entrance foyer. The inviting lounge, complete with a gas fireplace, and separate sun-filled dining area exude warmth and character. The updated kitchen features quality appliances, stylish cabinetry, and a large island bench leading into a light-filled open plan family room. Floor to ceiling windows and double doors overlook the pergola and large green space.The expansive backyard, currently home to a huge garage and shed, offers a wealth of potential for creating an impressive outdoor entertaining space, gym, kids retreat, or a separate bedroom/living.With high ceilings, new carpet and down lights throughout, and plenty of space, this home oozes charm and character. Whether you choose to enhance and extend or enjoy the north-facing orientation, this family friendly home has endless opportunities.Located in a sought-after lifestyle pocket close to shops, schools, transport, and the beach, this is an exceptional opportunity to create your own parkside sanctuary.

Experience the epitome of luxury living on Beach Road’s most coveted strip this exquisite three-bedroom, 2.5-bathroom beachfront townhouse, perched above the Yacht Club, offers an unparalleled lifestyle between the charming Sandringham Village and vibrant Hampton Street.Spanning over three levels, this residence showcases breathtaking views of the bay, and the brilliant city skyline. The main entertaining area on the ground floor features a flawless kitchen, with granite benches and Blanco appliances, a large lounge and dining domain, overlooking a serene, low-maintenance courtyard. Savor the sea breeze and sunshine from the first-floor beachfront balcony or ascend to the rooftop terrace which offers a sublime retreat, that is absolutely perfect for alfresco dining. The first floor offers three generous sized bedrooms, the master bedroom offering an elegantly designed ensuite, with dual vanities and double shower. Designed with luxurious finishes, the home features, ducted heating, cooling , an alarm system, intercom, spa, and automated watering system. The property also boasts double automatic garaging with a semi-circle driveway, all within a prime beachfront locale that provides seamless access to public transport, whisking you to the city in under 30 minutes.

Showcasing California Bungalow charm with the utmost in modern liveability, this beautifully restored and rejuvenated four-bedroom plus study family home will delight with spacious, light-filled interiors and sun-drenched resort-style alfresco zone perfect for relaxed poolside entertaining.Set behind a classic picket fence and elegant manicured front gardens, the weatherboard home’s picture-perfect façade is enhanced with a decked entry verandah and a front door surrounded by leadlight panels. The classic features continue inside with high ceilings, ornate plasterwork and picture rails, while polished hardwood floors and a fresh white colour palette elegantly enhance the light-filled, free-flowing layout. Abundantly glazed, the main open-plan living and dining area is headed by a stone kitchen with an island bench, Bosch gas cooktop, 900mm oven and dishwasher, while bi-folding sliding glass doors connect to the alfresco zone, complete with an outdoor kitchen with built-in barbecue, drinks fridge and sink. The low-maintenance backyard receives plenty of northerly sun, and the wraparound paved sandstone terrace extends to the family-sized built-in swimming pool capped with an elegant water feature. Offering plenty of space and flexibility to suit multi-generational family living, there are two bedrooms with stylishly appointed floor-to-ceiling tiled ensuites and fitted walk-in robes on the lower level along with a fitted study with two desk spaces. The upper level has a large second living area/home cinema, a bedroom with a walk-in robe and built-in desk, and a fourth bedroom with a built-in desk and wardrobe. Additional features include a luxe powder room, a laundry with external access, central ducted heating, split system heating/cooling units in most rooms, plenty of storage including a garden shed, and an undercover carport plus additional off-street parking.Perfectly positioned within the Gardenvale Primary School & Brighton Secondary College zones, close to transport, Hurlingham Park and Elster Creek walking trail, vibrant cafes and local shopping strips.

A vision of modern design and flawless craftsmanship, this brand-new four-bedroom four-bathroom architectural residence offers an exclusive sanctuary in a coveted locale, moments from Dendy Park, Brighton Golf Course and elite schools. Occupying a premier street-front position within a boutique trio, it features a double garage and private internal lift, offering an exceptional lock-and-leave lifestyle perfect for the discerning buyer seeking excellence in a prized Bayside setting.Beyond landscaped courtyard gardens, the open-plan living and dining domain sets the tone for refined, contemporary living, flowing effortlessly to a northwest-facing balcony. Elevated by high ceilings, engineered Oak floors, and an elegant electric glass fireplace, this sophisticated space is complemented by a Miele-appointed kitchen, where sleek stone benchtops, intelligent soft-close cabinetry, and a spacious island bench present a stylish hub for seamless entertaining.Upstairs, a fully-tiled main bathroom serves two generously sized, robed bedrooms, with the primary bedroom showcasing a luxurious ensuite and walk-in robe, designed for true relaxation. A fourth guest bedroom on the entry level enjoys an ensuite, introducing flexible living possibilities, whilst an impressive basement level offers further versatility for modern-day needs, with remote-controlled garaging for two cars, a spacious laundry, and a separate toilet. A multi-function room with independent access from the driveway also presents endless possibilities – ideal for a home business, gym, or private home theatre, whilst additional highlights include secure video entry, ample storage, dual-zone reverse cycle heating and cooling, high speed data points in all bedrooms, double glazing, a Bosch alarm system and CCTV security.Enviably located minutes from Dendy Park's green expanses and Bluff Road's shops, this impressive home offers easy access to transport, Haileybury, St Leonard's College, and the bay, and is only a short drive to Hampton Street and Church Street's shopping precincts.

Introducing a luxurious four-bedroom, three-bathroom masterpiece located in a serene street just steps away from the bustling Centre Road Shopping precinct. This home offers an unparalleled living experience. Step inside this elegant residence and experience a perfect blend of modern sophistication and timeless charm. With 2.7m high ceilings and exquisite timber floorboards, the open-concept living space exudes grandeur and space. Floor-to-ceiling double glazed windows flood the interiors with natural light and showcase the lush backyard. The gourmet kitchen is a chef's dream, featuring state-of-the-art Miele appliances, ample wood grain cabinetry, a walk-in pantry, and a fully integrated fridge/freezer. The New York Marble countertops add a touch of luxury. This meticulously designed home boasts multiple skylights, offering abundant natural lighting in every room. With one bedroom downstairs and three upstairs, it provides versatile living at its finest. The second floor features a sunlit rumpus room and a master suite with a full-length wardrobe, an en-suite bathroom with indulgent amenities, and large windows with a breathtaking view. The additional bedrooms are generously sized, offering comfort and style. The second bathroom features a freestanding bath and marble-like tiles. Step outside to your private backyard, complete with a sun-filled deck, outdoor kitchen, and low-maintenance landscaped gardens—an entertainer's dream. This home is equipped with top-notch features, including a Bosch security system, zoned ducted heating, refrigerated cooling, Rinnai instant and solar-boosted hot water, and more. Located in the sought-after Bentleigh neighborhood, you'll have easy access to dining, shops, train stations, parks, and prestigious schools. Experience a well-rounded lifestyle in this charming and elegant community. Make this masterpiece yours today.

Have the desire to entertain in this impressive near new four bedroom three bathroom family town residence. On an oversized block, you’ll experience the superior scale firsthand on arrival in the vast hallway. At the end of the hall, there are steps down to create sensational height and atmosphere in the outstanding open plan living and dining area with its glorious gas fireplace and stellar family kitchen featuring 900 mm Smeg appliances and a workspace walk in pantry that’s perfect for all your appliances. You’ll enjoy the versatility of a home office, third living area or sought after downstairs bedroom with its own smart ensuite and wardrobe on the ground floor, plus there’s a chic powder room and a storage packed laundry with side access to the drying line. Upstairs is headlined by the super spacious main bedroom with its walnut finished walk in robe and sublime ensuite, while two further generous bedrooms (built in robes), a laid back retreat space and a fully appointed bathroom make the home the perfect escape for your family. Most of all, you’ll enjoy the stacker sliding doors to the sun splashed alfresco patio (gas provision for barbecue) as an established array of Magnolias and Lily Pillies create a pleasant aspect of greenery. High quality with European Oak floors, double blinds and double glazed windows/doors, this exquisite abode is a fabulous family home or low maintenance investment with potential rental yield of $1,100 - $1,200 pw, providing zoned ducted reverse cycle air conditioning, an alarm, video intercom, instant hot water, a water tank, plentiful storage and internal access to an auto garage with extra parking on the drive. In a family friendly Bayside pocket, walk to Highett Village with its cosmopolitan café and wine bar scene, essential shopping and Highett station, walk to Peterson Street Reserve’s playing fields, Moorabbin Primary School and Sandringham College, while only minutes to Westfield Southland.

Epitomising bold sophistication and luminous luxury, this breathtaking four-bedroom residence, which is to be constructed in an exclusive Bayside cul-de-sac, presents a lavish synthesis of space, light, natural materials, and uncompromised finishes. Harmonising with its natural coastal environs, the striking exterior’s sculpted curves and organic textures are cohesively reflected throughout the abundantly glazed, light-filled dimensions of this cutting-edge collaboration by Dash Construct, Sketch Building Design and Empire Interiors, further enhanced by a modernist-inspired poolside alfresco entertaining zone.Inspiring effortless contemporary family liveability, the highly considered floorplan and exceptional fit-out showcase a choice of two main bedroom suites, living areas on both levels, three bathrooms plus powder, and a central open plan culinary space offering indoor/outdoor connectivity to the undercover alfresco zone and fully-tiled heated pool in beautifully landscaped surrounds. Fitted with Asko appliances including steam and convection ovens, an induction cooktop, an integrated dishwasher and a Fisher & Paykel integrated fridge/freezer, the exquisite stone kitchen is complemented with a butler’s pantry, and adjoining laundry. Echoing five-star wellness spa aesthetics, the fully tiled bathrooms have underfloor heating and are appointed with Milli tapware. Additional features of this state-of-the-art home include architecturally designed lighting, custom joinery, individually zoned reverse cycle heating and cooling to living areas and bedrooms, a gas log fire heater, secure intercom entry, CCTV and an 8.8kw solar system. Set behind automated gates, the double garage has a remote-operated door and internal access to the entry hall. Located in Sandringham’s most coveted ‘green pocket’ edged by lush parkland and World-class golf courses, this 46-square home on 514 square metres* is perfectly positioned to enjoy Bayside’s enviable lifestyle, in easy walking distance to the beach, Bay Trail and local cafes, and just moments to prestigious schools, boutique shopping at Sandringham and Black Rock Villages as well as Southland shopping and station.*Approximate land size

Experience the epitome of contemporary living in Bentleigh with this exceptional property! Step into a world of luxury and sophistication, where every detail has been meticulously crafted to offer an unparalleled living experience. From the moment you enter, you'll be captivated by the grandeur of this stunning townhouse. Boasting four spacious bedrooms plus a versatile study area, this home offers ample space for comfortable living. The layout is designed to perfection, with multiple formal living zones seamlessly blending elegance and functionality. Whether you're entertaining guests or enjoying quiet family moments, this home caters to every occasion. Indulge in the finest features and finishes throughout, including a gourmet kitchen with exquisite Caesar Stone benchtops, top of the line European appliances, and custom built cabinetry. Luxurious touches abound, from the polished hardwood floors to the plush carpeting and designer bathrooms featuring stone vanities. This residence is equipped with all the modern conveniences you could desire, including ducted vacuum, video intercom, security cameras, solar hot water, air conditioning, and automatic garage access. Enjoy the ultimate in lifestyle convenience with city views, nearby parks, shopping options on Centre Road, easy access to public transportation, and excellent schools in the vicinity. Embrace a life of luxury and convenience in Bentleigh's premier address – this is modern living at its absolute finest!